Friday, September 28, 2007

The Captain Message

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On
behalf of my crew I'd like to
welcome you aboard British Airways
flight 602 from New York to London. We
are currently flying at a height of
35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the
starboard side of the aircraft, you
will observe that both the starboard
engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the
port side, you will observe that
the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic
ocean, you will see a little yellow
life raft with three people in it
at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot,
and one of the air stewardesses.
This is a recorded message."

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