Wednesday, October 03, 2007

The Lawyer & The Blonde

The Lawyer & the Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting
next to each other on a long

The lawyer asks if she would like to
play a fun game. The blonde is
tired and just wants to take a nap, so
she politely declines and tries
to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a
lot of fun. "I ask you a
question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me only $5; you ask
me one, and if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention;
and, to keep him quiet, she agrees
to play the game. The lawyer asks the
first question. "What's the
distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches
in to her purse, pulls out a $5
note, and hands it to the lawyer. Now,
it's the blonde's turn. She asks
the lawyer. "What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches
all references. He uses the
air-phone; he searches the Net and even
the Library of Congress. He
sends e-mails to all the smart friends
he knows, all to no avail. After
one hour of searching he finally gives
up. He wakes up the blonde and
hands her $500.

The blonde takes the $500 and goes back
to sleep. The lawyer is going
nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so
what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse,
hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to

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