A Few Words

Three boys are in the schoolyard
bragging about their fathers. The first
boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,
they give him $50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My
Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of
paper, he calls it a song, they give him
$100."

The third boy says, "I got you both
beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a
piece of paper, he calls it a sermon.
And it takes eight people to collect all
the money!"